Monday, 21 March 2011


It’s Monday morning and I am taking action steps towards my goals! Candlebury Advertiser. Search Jobs.  Right, let’s see what’s on offer.

Candlebury Primary School has two posts. Could be good. Longer terms than Lily, but we could work something out.

Female Teaching Assistant to support a pupil with learning difficulties. 12 noon to 3.15pm term time only. £8.15 to £8.72 per hour depending on experience. 

Yeah right, as Lily might say.

Temporary MDSA post [whatever that may be] to support NPA pupil [ditto], 12 noon to 1pm daily. Pay £6.63 to £7.04 per hour.

Forget it! Worse than Dogminding or Flexible Viewing.

Gardener - Grounds Maintenance team
37 hours per week. £13,190-£13,874 p.a.

This is laughable. How do people live on a country salary?

Owner Drivers and Store Staff
Domino’s Pizza are looking for motivated full or part time people 
[That’s me, a part-time person] with a positive attitude and a willingness to succeed. Duties include driving own vehicle to deliver pizzas. 

Yes! A pizza delivery woman. Maybe we get free pizzas too? And get to wear one of those jaunty hats. I call and leave a message. Am motivated! And positive! And, like Barkis, willing! 
Call Centre Agent - Home Based 
Imagine owning your own business where you can pick and choose your own hours and you choose your clients from our portfolio? The world’s leading provider of virtual business services is growing rapidly in the UK, and you can be part of this success.

£6.40-£10 an hour, though? Even being a home-based call centre isn’t worth getting out of bed for. 

Trainee Estate Agent  Ah, now this could be the one.
If you are looking for a career in an exciting sales environment where you are rewarded for your hard work, look no further. All you need is the drive and determination to succeed and a clean driving licence.

Hmmm. One out of three ain’t bad. Oh God! Do they count 3 points for doing 37 through the 30 limit when we were late for school last term? It’s spotless otherwise. Will call later when up to feigning drive and determination. 

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